Wednesday

Today I locked myself in the bathroom, climbed out the window, broke a key in the door , called my husband, we fixed the door by him crawling back in through the window and me doing a CSI type shoulder slam to the door, getting it open.  Then he rehung and went back to work.  I walk in the bathroom 10 minutes later to find Alice drinking out of the toilet with a spoon.
Huh.  All before 10:30 am.